JarJar/Julia: The Cake of the Sith
Darth Sidious cackled as he held Queen Julia of Bardotta in his clutches. She tried to struggle, but could not break free of his grip.
"Soon, your Highness, you and I shall be wed! Once more, the Sith will rule Bardotta with an iron fist. The people will obey you, and you will send them decrees from their Emperor!"
Julia despaired but remained defiant "I will not let your cruelties be put upon my people! We love peace and Democracy under the Republic!"
Sidious smiled "How nice! You will love the new freedom of totalitarianism! I have made all the arrangements for the wedding to be broadcast live from the palace of Bardotta!" Palpatine got uncomfortably close to Julia's face "You will come to love me as your new love...."
"Jar Jar will stop you! He is a true Hero of the people!"
Palpatine tilted his head, looked at her with a little shock. then laughed his damn fool head off.
Meanwhile, Jar Ja